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"I Have to Return Some Video Tapes." t-shirt

$32.99

In American Psycho, when Patrick Bateman calmly says, “I have to return some videotapes,” it’s his all-purpose escape hatch — the world’s politest excuse delivered by a man who is absolutely not polite on the inside. On the surface, it sounds like a boring yuppie errand. In reality, it’s Bateman’s way of abruptly ending conversations, dodging responsibility, or slipping away to do something that is definitely not about videotapes.

The line is funny because it’s so painfully mundane, which makes it the perfect cover for a guy whose life is otherwise a nonstop spiral of designer suits, Huey Lewis opinions, and deeply unsettling behavior.

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In American Psycho, when Patrick Bateman calmly says, “I have to return some videotapes,” it’s his all-purpose escape hatch — the world’s politest excuse delivered by a man who is absolutely not polite on the inside. On the surface, it sounds like a boring yuppie errand. In reality, it’s Bateman’s way of abruptly ending conversations, dodging responsibility, or slipping away to do something that is definitely not about videotapes.

The line is funny because it’s so painfully mundane, which makes it the perfect cover for a guy whose life is otherwise a nonstop spiral of designer suits, Huey Lewis opinions, and deeply unsettling behavior.

.: Lightweight fabric that is easy to layer thanks to its breathability and the perfect choice for both active and leisure wear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft to the touch.

.: Crew neckline adds a timeless, classic touch and a neat appearance.   

.: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.