Nice Game, Pretty Boy! t-shirt

$32.99

In “The Boyfriend” episode of Seinfeld, Newman hisses “Nice game, pretty boy” at Mets baseball player Keith Hernandez while passing him near the parking lot after a disappointing loss. It’s said with all the subtlety of a cartoon villain just moments before a mysterious spitter takes aim! It’s supposed to sound like casual post-game banter, but it comes out more like: “I have a wildly irrational grudge against you, and I’ve rehearsed this line in the mirror.”

The phrase perfectly captures Newman’s energy — petty, dramatic, and fueled entirely by snack food and spite — while poor Keith Hernandez continues walking, wondering how he became the arch-nemesis of this mailman.

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In “The Boyfriend” episode of Seinfeld, Newman hisses “Nice game, pretty boy” at Mets baseball player Keith Hernandez while passing him near the parking lot after a disappointing loss. It’s said with all the subtlety of a cartoon villain just moments before a mysterious spitter takes aim! It’s supposed to sound like casual post-game banter, but it comes out more like: “I have a wildly irrational grudge against you, and I’ve rehearsed this line in the mirror.”

The phrase perfectly captures Newman’s energy — petty, dramatic, and fueled entirely by snack food and spite — while poor Keith Hernandez continues walking, wondering how he became the arch-nemesis of this mailman.

.: Lightweight fabric that is easy to layer thanks to its breathability and the perfect choice for both active and leisure wear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft to the touch.

.: Crew neckline adds a timeless, classic touch and a neat appearance.

.: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.