Sweet Fancy Moses! t-shirt

In Seinfeld’s “The Little Kicks,” episode when George blurts out “Sweet fancy Moses!” after seeing Elaine dance, it’s his brain short-circuiting in real time. He’s expecting something cool, graceful, maybe even a little seductive — and instead he gets what he describes as a “full-body dry heave set to music.” “Sweet fancy Moses” is the only phrase his mind can find that’s strong enough, old-timey enough, and confused enough to process what his eyes are witnessing.

It’s George reacting the only way he knows how: with theatrical horror, exaggerated disbelief, and the dawning realization that this image will haunt him forever.