The Sea was Angry That Day, My Friends t-shirt

$32.99

In Seinfeld’s “The Marine Biologist,” George opens his dramatic tale with the immortal line: “The sea was angry that day, my friends.” It’s George Costanza trying to sound like a grizzled old Captain Ahab who’s spent weeks battling Moby Dick — when in reality he’s a short, stocky, bald man who just lied about being a marine biologist to impress a woman.

The line is peak George: epic tone, ridiculous situation, and absolutely zero real-world expertise — yet somehow delivered with the confidence of a man who definitely did not just pull a golf ball out of a whale’s blowhole.

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In Seinfeld’s “The Marine Biologist,” George opens his dramatic tale with the immortal line: “The sea was angry that day, my friends.” It’s George Costanza trying to sound like a grizzled old Captain Ahab who’s spent weeks battling Moby Dick — when in reality he’s a short, stocky, bald man who just lied about being a marine biologist to impress a woman.

The line is peak George: epic tone, ridiculous situation, and absolutely zero real-world expertise — yet somehow delivered with the confidence of a man who definitely did not just pull a golf ball out of a whale’s blowhole.

.: Lightweight fabric that is easy to layer thanks to its breathability and the perfect choice for both active and leisure wear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft to the touch.

.: Crew neckline adds a timeless, classic touch and a neat appearance.

.: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.