Things I Seem to be Good At: t-shirt

Military veterans are like Swiss Army knives—if the Swiss Army knives were fueled by coffee, sarcasm, and an encyclopedic knowledge of movie quotes. They can quote Full Metal Jacket as easily as they can chug a gallon of coffee without blinking. They’ve perfected sarcasm to an art form, often leaving civilians wondering if they just got complimented or roasted. As for long-range shooting? Well, give them a target, and they’ll hit it—unless it’s after midnight, in which case, they’re still awake because they’ve spent the last hour pissing someone off with a well-timed "Hey, remember that one time...?"

Simply put, veterans are highly skilled in making sure you never forget they're around, whether you want them to or not.