Whatever Happened to Gary Cooper?

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In The Sopranos, when Tony Soprano sighs, “Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?”, he’s basically longing for the days when men were strong, silent, and didn’t talk about their feelings — unlike his current crew, who treat therapy like a group hobby and complain more than they whack. It’s Tony’s hilarious attempt to romanticize old-school toughness while completely ignoring the irony that he is literally saying this in his psychiatrist’s office.

In short: Tony wants the world to be full of Gary Coopers… but he’s stuck with Paulie Walnuts and Christopher.

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In The Sopranos, when Tony Soprano sighs, “Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?”, he’s basically longing for the days when men were strong, silent, and didn’t talk about their feelings — unlike his current crew, who treat therapy like a group hobby and complain more than they whack. It’s Tony’s hilarious attempt to romanticize old-school toughness while completely ignoring the irony that he is literally saying this in his psychiatrist’s office.

In short: Tony wants the world to be full of Gary Coopers… but he’s stuck with Paulie Walnuts and Christopher.

.: Lightweight fabric that is easy to layer thanks to its breathability and the perfect choice for both active and leisure wear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft to the touch.

.: Crew neckline adds a timeless, classic touch and a neat appearance.

.: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.