You Have Fire Watch t-shirt

$32.99

Waking someone up for Fire Watch in the Marine Corps is like trying to rouse a hibernating bear who’s also legally obligated to yell at you. You shake their rack gently at first — nothing. Harder — still nothing. Finally, you resort to the classic Marine alarm clock: “HEY, GET UP — YOU HAVE FIRE WATCH.” They jolt awake confused, angry, and convinced you’ve personally ruined their entire career.

Five minutes later, they’re half-dressed, half-awake, and fully regretting every life choice that led to this moment… while you happily return to the rack.

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Waking someone up for Fire Watch in the Marine Corps is like trying to rouse a hibernating bear who’s also legally obligated to yell at you. You shake their rack gently at first — nothing. Harder — still nothing. Finally, you resort to the classic Marine alarm clock: “HEY, GET UP — YOU HAVE FIRE WATCH.” They jolt awake confused, angry, and convinced you’ve personally ruined their entire career.

Five minutes later, they’re half-dressed, half-awake, and fully regretting every life choice that led to this moment… while you happily return to the rack.

.: Lightweight fabric that is easy to layer thanks to its breathability and the perfect choice for both active and leisure wear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels soft to the touch.

.: Crew neckline adds a timeless, classic touch and a neat appearance.

.: Tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.